MeMoiMee (52beans) wrote in dodgers_suck,
MeMoiMee
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Pitchers and Catchers Were To Report To Dogshittown today...

Pitchers and Catchers Were Required to Go to Dogturdtown today...

but this swift bunch arrived today in PHX only to be told by a Southwest Airlines employee that Dogturdtown is in FLORIDA.

Jeff Kent arrived like a speeding Prep H bullet up an inflamed asshole and allegedly threatened Southwest employees with a break out of "Blue Plague".

"YOU WILL DIE AND TURN DOGTURD BLUE IN HELL!!!!"...raged the much maligned Kent who had too many Lone Star Beers and was forced to stay with Airport Security until his BAL dropped below .69
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